You can't make this stuff up

So, if anyone has not heard of Despair.com before, you should really go check out the site. You know those "motivational" posters you see everywhere? They make parodies of those, such as my personal favorite below:

Well, recently Despair.com ran a "caption contest" - they provide the picture and allow you to submit and vote on the winning caption. The picture for this caption contest was the one below:


Not two days after the contest begins, the boss walks by the cube and says, "HR says I have to distribute these" and hands me the latest mailing from HR, seen below:

I swear, sometimes it just writes itself.