How's about a breastmilk shake?

PETA activists are nutjobs. There, I said it.

WNBC in New York reports that PETA sent a letter to Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream imploring them to start using breast milk in their ice cream. To their credit, B&J's pretty much told them to go pound sand.

But wait, that's not the best part. The precedent that PETA used for the request? A Swiss restaurant named Storchen has evidently started using human milk in it's dishes. Or at least he tried, but got shut down by the Swiss government.

Also, have a look at this character. I wonder if he even knows what breast milk tastes like. Some questions are better left unasked.